Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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