Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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