I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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