talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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