Your face is a jimmy john
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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