her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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