She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
