Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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