Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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