Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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