am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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