whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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