that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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