watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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