drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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