I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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