he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
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And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
last night I used snow as a chaser
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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