like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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