Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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