"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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