but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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