So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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