She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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