She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I have fence marks all over my body
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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