kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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