my room smells like sperm. sweet.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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