She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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