I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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