Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Hippo gnu deer
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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