Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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