Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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