i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
