fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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