I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Still dying that you shit outside
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize