brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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