my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I think my moral compass just broke
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
