So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
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