so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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