Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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