were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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