i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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