I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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