So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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