Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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