hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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