So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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