is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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