It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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