Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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