they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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