so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
No subtext here. People are naked.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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