420 ftw
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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