no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
NoShamevember. You game?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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