idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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