After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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