But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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