there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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