She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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