some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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